Not a good idea
"On the spur of the moment, my sister and I decided we would grab a bite to eat before going home on this warm summer day. We happened upon the Sandwich Taverna, and decided to give it a try.
Upon arrival we were seated, and offered drinks. Our waiter said they had a buffet special, and when I asked what was available, he indicated that I was welcome to take a look. I took him up on the offer. When I went to see the offerings, each lid that I lifted revealed empty pans that obviously needed replenishing. I assumed that they would be refilled within a few minutes and decided to return to our table and wait for the fresh food.
I watched as a man who appeared to be a cook came out and lifted each lid, then returned to the kitchen. I thought he was noting what was needed. About 10 minutes later, I saw the same man come out and again lift each lid, and then go back into the kitchen. I thought that he lost track of what was needed, and thought that the situation would be remedied very soon. After another 10 minutes, the same man came out from the kitchen, lifted the lids, and then returned to the kitchen. Still no food.
My sister and I decided that if we were going to eat anytime soon, we should just order from the menu, and called our waiter over. When we told him we didn’t want to wait for the buffet any longer, he stated “The buffet is being refilled as we speak”. I looked at him, and then looked directly at the buffet, and then looked directly at him. There was not a sole at the buffet.
The staff at the Sandwich Taverna evidently believes in magic and perhaps are trying to perform tricks ala David Copperfield. The man who returned to the buffet 3 times evidently believes that starting at the lids will make the food magically appear. The server evidently has witnessed this trick previously because he did have a straight face when he said that the buffet was being “refilled as we speak”.
I suggest that they perfect the trick before trying it again on unsuspecting paying guests. We left hungry.
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